Sunday, December 18, 2011

MORE HELL IN A HAND BASKET!

The hand basket is overflowing; alas, there is always more...

~ Apparently "hiring outside the box" has reached its nadir. Which one of the following is not true: (a) one federation hired a real estate developer as its CEO; (b) another hired a heath care consultant as its major gifts director; (c) that major gifts director, also a "licensed" minister; or (d) a former car dealer was hired as a Campaign Director?

~ The Forward published compensation numbers for the professional leaders of a number of Jewish organizations thereby, no doubt, infuriating any number of CEOs (some for no reason, others for some reason and one, in particular, for every possible reason). Most would like to just see the list never appear and would love it if it quickly disappeared from the public eye. Nonetheless, in case anyone in the federation system had missed it, where did it next appear? In Jerry's Daily Media Report. Why? "Mentions JFNA and federations." And that's part of the reason that Jerry received, as per The Forward 2011 Salary Review, a compensation increase of $55,000 -- to $625,000!!! (Maybe Jerry will pop for some of the Tribefest deficit.) Luckily for that CEO, there's no recession at 25 Broadway...never has been, in fact.

~ I was wrong. When I observed that one of JFNA's best professionals, Sam Astrof, was retiring at year-end, I noted that there was nary a mention let alone a tribute to Sam at the GA but that, at least, he was given a "thank you" at the JFNA Budget and Finance Committee meeting there. Turns out, I was misinformed -- not even at that meeting was Sam appropriately recognized and honored. Must not have been in the script.

Sam: you have done great things in service to our communities and People. I know you are too vigorous to ever retire so I expect those great things to continue. You were incredibly loyal and always overflowing with your integrity and love for Israel. You will be missed so much by those who don't even realize how much they will miss you.



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5 comments:

paul jeser said...

so, what is the answer: a,b, c, d?

Anonymous said...

I don't know for sure, but probably all of the above are true. Richard wouldn't make this stuff up, would he?

Acher said...

ah Richard you are so cynical -- consider the possibilites!

A Kardashian running Woman's Philanthropy

Jon Corzine as an Endowment Director

Tim Tebow for Young Leadership Director and...

Newt Gingrich for Planning and Allocations chair

Anonymous said...

As a Floridian I have to ask why insult Tim Tebow?

RWEX said...

OK, 3 of the 4 are true -- probably all 4 but, who knows any more. (No "car dealer" maybe)