THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS...

From my Musings (copyright, Richard Wexler, Chicago 2008), the story of a surprise package:

"The Protocols of the Elders of WASP"

My wife and I were having a very comprehensive discussion about the assimilation of American Jewry and the probability of our demise as a People within 20 years when we heard a loud knock at the front door of our home. I went to the door but found no one there. What I did find shocked me. It was a dog-eared copy of the infamous Protocols of the Elders of WASP wrapped in plain brown paper, worn from years of use -- there, on our doorstep. How timely, I thought. Then I saw the accompanying note, scribbled on a Post-It -- "...from Jewish friends, take heed..."

My hands trembling, I immediately read the book from ragged cover to cover. While the Preface warns readers that they are "...bound to silence..." it's time to out this evil cabal. I owe it to you. Here are some excerpts:

"What They Do..."

• This evil and vicious majority controls our banks, newspapers, television and...now the Internet...usurping our historic role.
• They have insidiously taken over our political institutions -- Congress, the White House, governorships -- that were formerly ours.
• They are trying to take back basketball and baseball franchises from us.
• EVERYTHING!!!

"How to Identify One..."

• These mongrels have names like Jeb, and, more typically, "Junior" and "Babs" and "Mags, Rupert, Billy Bob, Skip, Chip and, worst, 41 or 43"
• They drive Buicks (but many have now switched to Lexus)
• They never own homes in "subdivisions"
• They own yachts and actually use them on water. They can steer them, hoist the sails and other yacht stuff
• They wear hats -- not caps, hats
• They eat corned beef sandwiches on white bread with mayo (and if forced to go to, e.g., the Carnegie Deli, can find nothing..."nothing"...on the menu to order.
• They are an unhappy serious people.
• Their women make great second wives.
• They drink.
• They give to charity if it "helps the business."
• They didn't "get" Seinfeld.
• They shop at J. Press, Paul Stuart and Brooks Brothers.
• They play squash and paddle tennis.
• They pay retail.
• They jog and actually get thinner doing so.
• They still go out in the sun to tan.
• They dress up to go shopping (especially the Dallas cell).
• In a down market they "stay the course."
• They are dangerous. They are everywhere.

There is much, much more, that I am afraid to print. Look on your stoop, your copy is coming...my wife and I went back to our discussion on assimilation.

Rwexler